get\ laid

get\ laid
1. (get laid) (927↑, 163↓)
To get fucked.

Jason: Dude I got laid last night Bob: Awesome\! Was she any good? Jason: Naw I pretty much had to do it all myself

2. (get laid) (775↑, 228↓)
the first thing an egg does

"How do you expect me to get hard so fast?" the egg asked the boiling water. "I just got laid a minute ago."

3. (get laid) (535↑, 112↓)
To get laid means to have sex

some guys just wanna get laid

4. (get laid) (747↑, 348↓)
the ultimate purpose of life

I got laid last night by that hot cambodian

5. (get laid) (318↑, 106↓)
getting sex

He's walking around with a big smile because he knows he's going to get laid.

6. (get laid) (159↑, 128↓)
the solution to being "too uptight"

Your too uptight...go get laid.

7. (get laid) (115↑, 102↓)
get fuck; have sex; get girls

hey bud, heard that your girlfriend is on a trip, let's go to the club and get some girls tonight. yeaaaaaa, let's go get laiddddddddd.

8. (get laid) (65↑, 180↓)
something a guy thinks he will get if he listens to dashboard well he won't because the girl wil think he is sweet and she would wanna be with him not on him

guys are such pussys

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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